Proposal ...and it's a good one.

     All right, so you're sitting in your Communications lecture on Monday afternoon right? And you're really tired, you're trying to pay attention to the lecture out of politeness plus you actually learn stuff and you kind of like the prof. However, you said to your self on Sunday "Hey I'll go to bed early tonight," but we all know that never happened, as well you've been in class all day and you just want to pass out. You know full well though that Communications lecture hall just isn't the place to sleep cause those chairs are darn uncomfortable . What do you do?

     BOOOM!!!

     Pillow sweater!!!

     "What?!" you may ask. Again...I say pillow sweater.

     This is a revolutionary product. It contains a self-inflatable air cushion rolled up inside and tucked away in the hood of the sweater. Just unzip the hooded compartment and press the vacuum switch which will automatically inflate the pillow right at your head. It is easily deflatable, washable portable, and most of all convenient because we al know that, as a student, you need all the sleep you can get in order to perform at your best...thus it is academically suitable. In other words...perfect. 'Nuff said.